Hello journal viewers. I am happy, confident, and the closest to perfection that humanity has ever known. Hehe...someone slap me.

Remembering that you are supposed to cover someone's shift at work is not one of my talents. I was over five hours late today! Oh, boy.

Hot...hot as a muthafucka. No, I'm not talking about my body (for a change)..its the weather. Whewww (wipes sweat from forehead). Nice though, I must say...nothing quite like ass-watchin' on a sunny Manhattan day. God bless girls with ass, spandex pants, thongs, g-strings, transparent cotton shorts, daisy dukes wit dem cheeks peakin' out. Went ( Read more... )

I redid the evaluation at colorgenics.com, taking my time...(I was bored ( Read more... )

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OK...so this past Saturday I went out for the day with my friend Danielle and her sisters and nephew. I had a good time. Her sisters seem nice, and I think we got along well for the most part.

Later that night I went to Playland with some other friends of mine. Of course, we didn't go to 'play'--my friends always complain of being broke, then ( Read more... )

Well, I haven't updated this journal in a while ( Read more... )

I think this is ridiculous: NYC just raised its tax on cigarettes, bringing the price per pack up to $7.50. What other industry is taxed like that? It is a disgrace the way our government abuses tobacco companies. Big tobacco has become one of this country's favorite scapegoat. Coffers empty? Need to meet budget limits? Why not steal money ( Read more... )

Damn, I love that girl. She can be so adorable. Awwwww. What the hell is wrong with me?
She is my friend, and I love her. She'll always be my baby!!!

It's a lovely Thursday evening, too nice to spend indoors, and once again my predictions are correct ( Read more... )

The Zoo Conspiracy ( Read more... )