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Warped tour was fun, read my myspace blog to see pictures and stuff. myspace.com/spermyelephantcock.

Yesterday I got drunk with JC and army dudes; he left today for Iraq shit, so I had to get plastard. Army guys are horny fucks, one of JC's friends was boasting about paying $160 on lap dances at the titty bar. The mexican one just got too drunk and we had to carry him. Furthermore, none of them could spit game which made it more fun(ny). One girl ( Read more... )

I'm stoked I can finally afford to buy more than a dub sack and moarch vodka. I know I'm going to spend at least a quarter of my paycheck on getting fucked up. If you have the number, call me up wedesday, Thursday, or Sunday.

"get the fuck out!! Both of you get the fuck out right now!! get the fuck out and never come back!!!" -the bitch that kicked my ass out of the party

Since when do you get kicked out of a party for trying to get some ass? Anyway, that shit was a blast.

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I finally got first in a poker.com freeroll. It's not the fact that I won $20 that I'm psyched about; it's the fact that I know I can beat 1,000 people. I outplayed every person I faced at the final table and I didn't make one bad call. I also made it into the mansion poker.net "poker dome qualifier" for a chance to win a seat in a vegas cometition ( Read more... )

I work at Popeye's now, it's a shitty job, but Warped Tour will be better if I can buy more shit. It's not really hard work, but standing up for 7 hours kind of sucks. I got a second interview at Home Depot too. It's a full time position working the graveyard shift. The only problem is they UA, and Josh smoked me retarded last weekend. That's about ( Read more... )

I was just watching "Cops," they were doing sting operations to catch people buying weed and crack. One of the guys bought weed from the cops and they tried to stop him, but he just sped off. The cops followed him for a couple blocks, but they figured it wasn't worth the pursuit. So not only did the cops fail to catch the guy, but they contributed ( Read more... )

Happy birthday to me bitches. yep, that's right, 19. Too bad it's 3:00 in the morning. It's what I get for procrastinating on my final project in drawing. But as my pen continues to draw, my mind slowly spirals away from the grip of reality. Yeah, this quarter is almost over, but St. Patrick's Day is 2 days away. This means the reality of school ( Read more... )