Yesterday in a span of just three hours I ( Read more... )

If anyone is looking to make a movie about me, and would like a visual metaphor for me being bad with women, you should consider my absolute inability to plug my kindle into it's charger in the dark.

(The charger prong is my penis. In case I was too subtle.)

"But unless you’re fifteen, an accidental grope at a lawn party does not qualify as love at first sight."

11/22/63

AGREE TO DISAGREE.

I'm currently working on two books, one a Biography of Teddy Roosevelt, one 11/22/63 by Stephen King ( Read more... )

I watched a pbs special about Koala bears.

Just once I'd like the lesson I lean from a Nature documentary not to be "[x] is kind of a shitty animal, also, they have chlamydia."

You know there's already 5 movies in production about the Russians injured by the meteorite gaining superpowers, right? And a show on the CW.

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Times you hear someone's middle name:

1:) If they get married
2:) if they get on the news for murderer/cannibalism.

Thing I called my cat (because I'm sad and live alone):

Butterbean. No, I don't know why.

(It's usually "Catapus Rex." Yes, even though rex means king and she's a girl.)

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I'll keep you updated on further developments, assuming the tv networks don't preempt their regular shows for breaking up to the minute coverage.

It's cool how into my birthday all of Scotland is. Weird that they instead call it "Burns night" after my favorite simpsons character. I have to assume it's some hip ironic thing, to keep some emotional distance from how much they love me.