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Ducks are the "Junk in the Trunkiest" of all birds.

I plan to eventually expand this into either a ph.d. thesis or compete for the "a white guy tries to rap ironically and fails and looks a little racist in the process" Grammy.

If you told me weeks ago that Shirley MacLaine would be a delightful addition to a show I already liked I'dve called you crazy.

Do you think her and Maggie Smith's cycles synced up? It's dangerous, there are bears everywhere.

Last episode ever of Fringe.

I don't think it can be as awesome as The Shield, but I'm hopeful.

I'm also hopeful it won't shine a spotlight on every mistake or missed opportunity, (that's right Lost, I'm talking about you.)

Pressing play after a quick potty break.

2-3 times a year I find myself wishing I had a dog.

It will pass, but this is one of those times. Thank Christ animal shelters make you jump through a lot of hoops. No impulse buys.

Making banana bread.

Oh my God it's real.

I'd seen the poster for "Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters" but I had 100% assumed it was a Cracked or Something Awful. I didn't even consider it was real.

http://www.imdb.com/rg/s/1/media/rm347516672/tt1428538

Over christmas, when I had trouble getting a can of Dr Pepper open I briefly imagined I had Wolverine claws. I imagined it just for a second, but it was distinct. And I also realized that I've probably imagined I had Wolverine claws 5 times a week for 20 years, and decided to do some math ( Read more... )

Much like thanksgiving, Jane was the hit of the holiday. As she gets more used to their house (and the fact that she won't be murdered by all the mystery noises) she's turned into a very social little person ( Read more... )