I finally get around to watching "the newsroom" and bam! Six hours later Allison Pill tweets a nude picture. The lesson here is I HAVE POWERS, I CAN DO THINGS WITH MY MIND.

I was just informed that it's possible to eat less than a full pint of Ben and Jerry's, AND you don't have to eat it in the dark, in your underpants, silently weeping.

You know that moment when you look over your apartment (house, whatever) and you realize, "This is so messy, what am I, an animal?"

Yeah. 45 seconds ago. Hurg, I need cleaning music. A tv/movie cleaning montage will make this go much faster.

http://brainz.org/13-scariest-australian-animals/

I'm almost 100% sure I've said this before, but what the fuck australia? This is why nobody likes you.

Eight years ago a comic book writer I like started writing a thing. (I'm not going to mention names because it makes me look infantile. But I'm also not going to call it a "graphic novel" either, because that's an overcompensating vanity I don't need.) I chose not to follow this thing, at the time it didn't look good but I am changing my mind ( Read more... )

Glaring at a mango will make it ripen in time for dinner, right?

Come help me glare. It's easy, pretend you're hungry, want to eat a mango, and it's rock hard.

I saw this. I can't un-see it. I curse you with it.

http://gawker.com/5933292/terrifying-urban-legend-comes-to-life-as-spider-found-living-inside-womans-ear-canal

Fucking devil born monsters.

I feel like a teenager again. Moody and sad for no reason I can figure out.

Wait, you're telling me people mean that in a good way? I don't think they're remembering things right.

I set out to beat Usain Bolt's record thisafternoon, but a few things proved problematic ( Read more... )

Followed up Breaking Bad with a live nasa stream, which, even with a tense landing, is only one step more interesting than a webcam someone forgot they left on ( Read more... )