(Untitled)

[kirkeoff]

If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes I don't think I'd believe any of it. MERLIN, I am one step closer to becoming a man by my own standards, which are probably a little wonky but that's fine by me!

OH MY GOD!

Lucy can verify this whole thing and while I'm sure a lot of you would've liked to be there, you weren't. I think even Smith would have

Comments

[lucylike]

I think I'm still in shock.

[kirkeoff]

My eyes are a little sore from all the popping out they did!!

[gentlycreep]

What happened?

[kirkeoff]

We saw GINNY AND PERPETUA people snogging.

[gentlycreep]

So now you are into voyeurism? It isn't polite to spy on people like that.

[kirkeoff]

We just happened to be walking by to go give our friend some soup since she's sick and we saw it quite accidentally! I'm not above being excited about it, though.

[gin_up]

What are you raving on about?

Private to Ginny Weasley.

[vulgarking]

You don't think-----

Fuck. Did he fucking follow you or something?

Private to Perpetua

[gin_up]

Not that I'm aware of.

If he did I will pound him.

Private to Ginny Weasley.

[vulgarking]

This is not good. I adore Andrew, but no. God, no. Not good. Not good at all.

[vulgarking]

I'm wondering the same thing as Weasley.

[kirkeoff]

You know.

[vulgarking]

No. I don't. I don't know. Don't fuck around with me, Andrew -- I know nothing. I'm still sick, and I'll still lovingly slaughter you.

Private to Perpetua

[kirkeoff]

Will you lovingly snog me too?

[cornstalks]

What makes you a man? Did you grow a beard?!

[kirkeoff]

No, I can't do that yet. But I did witness my first lesbian kiss.

[cornstalks]

There are lesbians at Hogwarts? WHERE?!

[kirkeoff]

I guess I wouldn't call them that, but the context was lesbianish.