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[kirkeoff]

If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes I don't think I'd believe any of it. MERLIN, I am one step closer to becoming a man by my own standards, which are probably a little wonky but that's fine by me!

OH MY GOD!

Lucy can verify this whole thing and while I'm sure a lot of you would've liked to be there, you weren't. I think even Smith would have

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[ravenscorner]

What?

[kirkeoff]

Girls snogging together.

[ravenscorner]

What girls? You didn't snog Morag again, did y

[kirkeoff]

I'm afraid I can't tell you. But it was awesome.

[goylee]

YOU'RE NOT A MAN?!

[kirkeoff]

Of course I am a man. I mean it in a coming-of-age sense.

[goylee]

That's digusting!!

[kirkeoff]

We all go through it.

[footery]

So... girls snogged? What's the big deal?

[astronomybound]

Maybe I should snog Lisa so you can tell me if it's a big deal.

[turpined]

You say that as though we don't already.

[astronomybound]

This would be different. Public, you know. I mean, Stephen can't always be our only audience.

[wiseoldking]

WHO SNOGGED?

LET'S PLAY AN ELIMINATION GAME.

Were they both 6th or 7th years?

[kirkeoff]

I can't tell you. I would probably be maimed if I even gave you a hint.

[wiseoldking]

Maimed? Well let's see - who seems brassed off at you? Perpetua told you not to fuck with her...that's very strong language, you know...

Of course, she's always rambling on about other girls touching her breasts, so I can't see why she'd be upset in the first place.

Well, it'll all come out eventually. haha come o

[kirkeoff]

That's just Perpetua. She's got a more loaded mouth than a lot of blokes in this school.

[shaeyoushaeme]

That wasn't even on your list, was it?

[kirkeoff]

It wasn't but it should have been. This just saved me the trouble of adding it and crossing it out.