"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'Whoo what a ride!'".
-Anonymous

There is one crucial lesson I keep learning and re-learning in New York. Expect the unexpected. I'm not talking unexpected as in, "Oh my gosh, the painting in that gallery window is breathtaking" although that happens quite often. I'm talking, "Oh dear Ganesh, that homeless person has passed out and, um, relieved himself on the sidewalk and the ( Read more... )

I made the mistake of going back and reading my goal list for my 25th year today. It's February and my birthday is in May, which means I've effectively pissed away 9 months of my life (shit, I might as well have gotten knocked up and brought another disgusting human into this cesspool at that rate). The following are the goals I set for myself ( Read more... )

I just re-read the entries previous to this one and now I know why I write in this thing. I'll start with all the positives and then get to the rant (which, truthfully, is what keeps me coming back to lj every time). I have successfully fulfilled and kept up with my New Years' Resolutions!!! I found a new job and I have been working my ( Read more... )

"Intellectually" Intelligent

You're 'Intellectually Intelligent.' That pretty much means that you're good with theoretical ideas and concepts - but this comes to you naturally. More or less, you're a natural brainiac. Good for you.

20% theoretical intelligence
40% natural intelligence


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You Are 70% Weird
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Will pees anywhere. ANYWHERE. He's like a newly potty trained toddler, only he's 25. Those of us who know and love him have learned to accept the fact that he was raised in the county and enjoys a good "outside pee" once in a while. He says it's nice to feel the wind around you when you're urinating ( Read more... )