1. the new fleecy wool hat my mom sent me in the mail ( Read more... )

i invented it like a year and half ago. then in december i halfway thought up how to do it but it wasn't working. but then i thought of how to do it yesterday, but my dad said it wouldn't work. BUT THEN i remembered my "sleep and dreams" professor said that if you told yourself to solve a problem before you went to bed, your unconscious mind might ( Read more... )

Last night I was watching standup on BBC America and not only did they have Hattie Hayridge (pat yourself on the back if you know who she is), but they had Corky and the Juice Pigs singing "I'm the Only Gay Eskimo". Which made me think of how much I miss Eugene and awesome Eugene friends! I will be back over spring and I hope I can meet up with ( Read more... )

these are a few of my favorite things ( Read more... )

well, it is colder than a witch's twat down here. i'm sorry if that was crude. i saw a very crude standup comic named patrice o'neal on tuesday at a comedy club and though I am usually PG rated because i spend so much time at camp, this week i am like NC-17. this guy was so nasty that his jokes horrified my friend's date. He left no semen joke ( Read more... )

Thursdiness is relief that it's almost Friday, regret that you just had to procrastinate so much during the week, and boredom because really, thursday is just wednesday's less shabby sister. i have a heavy feeling of thursdiness today. i guess it beats mondatude ( Read more... )

it is hot here! i am wearing a tshirt and jeans in the shade and it is like 70 degrees! the flowers are all confused and blooming and it is so so green. yay for having rained in the past but not today ( Read more... )

Watch this if you like things that are funny and also robots.

I know that some of you love cuteness so you should view

http://cuteoverload.com/

and try not to die.

Fuck me man! It's December! The smell of snow! Hot buttered rum! Rosy cheeks and folks dressed up like eskimos! The chair lift dripping motor oil on you! And the miracle of Hanukkah: I just spilled Chai ALL OVER the counter i'm typing at, and it went out, turned 90 degrees, and completely avoided my laptop! This is a level surface we are talking ( Read more... )

from an Indian kid walking out of the lecture hall I was waiting outside of ( Read more... )