HOLY FUCKING SHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE WE DID IT!!!

I'm so proud of my country right now.

*is so crying*

Dear Honda,

That CR-V commercial where the cookie dough bakes in the oven and turns into the car? Does NOT make me want the car. It makes me want cookies.

Better luck next time.

Me

"You were our favorite! We loved the hot chick in the green shirt ( Read more... )

Okay flisters, I know there are coffee fiends out there. You know who you are. This is a message for YOU.

Muggsy's BeansBest. Coffee. Ever. It's fresh, it's perfectly roasted, and lots of it is organic or Fair Trade Certified ( Read more... )

I feel like such a bad cat mommy.

The poor baby was cowering in her litter box, hiding from me last night.

All I have to do is pick up her pain medication now, and she flees in terror. Damn you, cystitis! *pets poor, abused baby*

I has a discography ( Read more... )

So it sounds like I have a potential oboe gig.

I don't play oboe. The woman who wants to hire me KNOWS I don't play oboe.

But it's in a year from now. Guess she figures I have time to learn.

Now I've got to get an instrument that doesn't suck.

I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

And quite frankly, some of you have things that I really wonder about:

Comment on this post. I will choose seven interests from your profile and you will explain what they mean and why you are interested in them. Post this along with your answers in your own journal so that others can play along.

Dear Fate ( Read more... )