A compilation of some IQ tests-  Give it a go, friends!  And then whenever you have anyone tell you that their IQ is oh so high, ask them some of these questions.  As of number 6 it starts playing with you.

1. Catt is to kitten as cow is to
a) puppy  b) foal  c) orange  d) calf  e) heifer

2.  Which one is the odd one out?
a) hockey  b) exercise  c) ( Read more... )

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Outside in the hallway we found Morwen kneeling on the floor beside Telemain and wrapping long strips of black cloth around his right shoulder. Pieces of odd looking plants littered the floor, and a little way down the hall was a puddle of something dark and slimy. The puddle had a wizard’s staff lying across it and a wizard’s robe was sort of ( Read more... )

Random of Amber is a pretty laid back character, when it comes to most things. This is because he’s survived flashfloods, wars, zombie invasions, the sinking of Atlantis, the Edmonton Mall on Boxing Day and a slightly out of control Beatles concert. It takes a lot to get him nervous ( Read more... )

Title: One More Thing That Didn’t Happen in Alphabet

Authors Note: Let's be clear on this.  This didn't happen in Alphabet.  I just couldn't get the mental image out of my head so decided it was worth jotting down, since it was that persistent.  So it is not fic-canon.  It's like... fanfiction, twice removed.  >.>

Pairing: Matt/V (I don't fucking ( Read more... )

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Steph
2. Stee
3. Stephanie

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. UndrwO
2. Sekretstee
3.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my hair
2. my curves
3. my nose

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my waist
2. my stupid recurring pimple
3. my ears: UNEVEN, FUCKERS

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Ukrainian
2. ( Read more... )

L had apparently told V that they wouldn’t be there before 4 am, the morning of the sixteenth, and he insists on waiting until then before walking up the steps of the church.  Mello was upset by this, of course, because Mello wanted to be in there, well in advance, ready to shoot V in the fucking head for messing with Matt.  L, however, had ( Read more... )

Title: Alphabet
Rating: M
Word Count: 10,133 and growing
Summary: V for Vendetta/Death Note Crossover. L isn't in England to take on V. He's technically gathering evidence against Sutler. But when Matt gets caught up (quite literally) in the action at the BTN, he may have to broaden his focus. The question becomes, what is justice, anyways?
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HELLBOY TWO IS COMING OUT

I AM SO EXCITED I CANNOT STOP GIGGLING

OMFG

Also, Sweeney Todd pwned my soul

Title: Misunderstandings ( Read more... )