Thinking of Having Kids?
Do this 15 step program first!

Lesson 1
1. Go to the grocery store.
2. Arrange to have your salary paid directly to their head office.
3. Go home.
4. Pick up the paper.
5. Read it for the last time.

Lesson 2
Before you finally go ahead and have children, find a couple who already are parents and berate them about their ( Read more... )

 To all my friends and all people on FaceBook. You gotta boycott!!!!

Apparently there is a girl on there with my name... Or posing as me. I can understand wanting to be me... but come on! My name is too weird for there to be more than one!

Protest! Or at least send her a bunch of annoying emails until she changes her name   ;)

 Okay, so I don't have anything as big as pumpkin flinging machines to talk about, but I do have quite a morning and it isn't even 8:30 yet! I would have posted all this before 8, but my computer at work wasn't working... Stupid IT guy does NOTHING!  so, I am just getting to it now. I have to leave for Fort Collins at any second, so please excuse ( Read more... )

Okay... it's been a couple days now. The little bitty low grade fever is winning. Well, actually, I am winning. I feel better every day, but I am still running the fever. It's not cool. Especially when it was perfect Colorado weather today ( Read more... )

 Okay, so my Halloween rocked! How about yours?

It started with a very good day at work. Who knew such things were possible? I got here on time, I brought in a new job to the office, I got to emcee the Halloween party and impressed our marketing director.... Yeah, it was a good day! Poor 
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See, I like guys, just like Dumbledore!  Why is EVERYBODY Hermione?

Witch Harry Potter character are you?You scored as a Albus Dumbledore"it is time for me to tell you what i should have told you 5 years ago Harry. Please sit down, I am going to tell you everything."Hermione Granger  100% Albus Dumbledore  100% Rubeus Hagrid  83% Ginny Weasley  67% ( Read more... )

Ah, so I survived a really weird week at work. I am hoping that this next week actually goes as I plan so I don't have to think about last minute interviews for projects where my architect talks about dead children... Moron!

It was a wonderful evening with Sarah and Brian and the gang last night. It wasn't so wonderful for the Rockies though. At ( Read more... )

Okay, so it's almost 12:30 here in Indy. Who knew eastern time could be so odd? It's been quite the whirlwind weekend here, but I am about ready to get home and see my kittens and my friends, odd as that may be considering I have seen more old friends in the past 48 hours than I normally see in one week in Denver, but...whatever! I guess I like you ( Read more... )

Well, you probably know that I spent the weekend in Wyoming!
It was wonderful to get away from the city and the stress for a bit. I have to thank Timmy for convincing me that I just needed to go on Friday and to stop worrying about stupid stuff around the house. He also agreed to check up on the kittens. So, big thanks there.

Anyhow, I got away from ( Read more... )

If my horoscope tells me one more time that today is the day my boyfriend is going to propose, I am going to .... well, actually, I will probably not do anything as horoscopes are bunk and, more than likely, it will tell me the same thing on Monday...