Im getting married. Be there.


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Shoot me in the head. I spent like $80.00 bucks for a trip to chi-town for this interview/job shadowing and it turns out that it was a load of horseshit. I left the initial job shadowing for the bus after feeling nauseous because I felt like a low life scumbag. That's right..... You know Kirby Vacuums? Same fucking thing, except they try to sell ( Read more... )

2nd job interview tomorrow in Chicago. Its at an art distribution warehouse, and it works like this i think.... Corporation calls us and says that they would like to hang up, oh, lets say.... a Robert Mapplethorpe in their executive bathrooms. We say okay! Go to the warehouse, find a Mapplethorpe, and go hang it in the bathroom for them. It's a ( Read more... )

So, I broke down and thought that I need two different profiles on myspace. (Okay, actually I have four, but this one is real.) I realized that if I need an online portfolio, then I should make it seperate from my personel one due to blog enteries friends posts. So, here it is, if you haven't added me as a friend yet, feel free to do so ( Read more... )

What a long fucking day. I can't wait to go to bed. I finally got most of my shit done for the exhibition this Friday...(hope to see you there, its at 5:00 in the University gallery at ISU) I guess actually its more like I cant wait for the next two weeks to be over with. fuck it ( Read more... )

I got a job. I work at Jimmy Johns now. That makes me 2/3 scene kid now. Cool. Today I drive for the first time, so everybody order some food and I'll bring it to you. YOU GOTTA TIP ME THOUGH! By the way, its the north store by ISU.

Matty out.

I have a new fashion that I am going to start. I want to make some ugly ass boots, make them popular by giving them some sort of name that brings everyones attention to the fact that they are completely heinous, like "Stupid boots," or maybe, um.... "caveman boots." I'll work on that later. Anyway...then I will market them to plastic girls with ( Read more... )

So, I have a headache, I'm needing to print some pictures for my upcoming critique, and my portfolio is due on Monday. Did I mention I have this Senior Exhibition that I gotta prepare for? I've dedicated 4 years to persuing my degree in photography, and my parents decide they are going to be on vacation and can't come. Gee? Matt's graduating? Lets ( Read more... )

Lately, especially in the last week, I have encountered this alot. Coming from both me and from other people. Unfortunatly, I don't always see it coming, and it turns around to bite me in the ass. I can count five "I told you so's" this week that have come true, some were more expected than others, all of them were not good. 1 in particular though ( Read more... )

So here I am, having a shitty day, and by now Im sure we are all pretty much aware why..anyway, I get back from spring break to my dorm room, because that is where most 25 year olds in college live, (right) and I decide that hey, I am going to get some girlscout cookies out of my fridge. I open the door, and here is what I find on the shelf:


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