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jesus
i know my mom was worried about me, but last night she kept calling me and waking me up every two-three hours to make sure i was "still alive" because she was so scared i was "going to die ( Read more... ) -
update!!!!
Bad meat has been going around Jacksonville and I'm not the first person with these problems. If, by chance, the meat I had was infected, I need to closely monitor my temperature and make sure it doesn't get above 102. If it goes above 102, I have to go to the ER because it isn't an illness that will pass on its own ( Read more... ) -
In between "here" and "there", somewhere around "not quite there, but close."
At the end of the night, when the wedding reception was over, when everyone was getting ready to go home, Susan fluttered over in her pretty white dress and hovered around the table at which I sat drinking anything handed to me from my brother and sister-in-law so they'd finally leave me alone about alcohol. She didn't want to ask, but I could tell ( Read more... ) -
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I was told that when I returned to Wisconsin to visit, I would probably hate it just because of how gray and dismal it is, but I feel the opposite. After a year in Jacksonville, this city seems so rural in comparison: despite the development, there are so many more trees than houses and the farmland seems to stretch for miles ( Read more... ) -
I don't care who reads this or who thinks I have no right to post this or who gets angry about it.
It's pretty cool when someone drags your mother, who just arrived at your house not even twenty-four hours prior to that day, into your problems under the guise of "Erin needs therapy and I care about her" while you're at work and talks about you behind your back and tells your mother that you're a closet lesbian/and or bisexual and that is the ( Read more... ) -
jesus christ
i'm never trying to cook anything again
hopefully the words "sorry about trying to kill you" while a roommate wanders into a kitchen full of DISGUSTING CLOUD-GRAY BURNING SMOG while i try desperately to remove all of the smoke from the kitchen while coughing every five seconds will never have to leave my mouth again.
also vanity_no_fair introduced me to ( Read more... ) -
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kanna: :( philly is basically the most miserable place on earth
kofi: :( that's no worse than trainriding by western new jersey though
kofi: just stick a plate over it and another city
kofi: it's midgar
kofi: LINDS MIDGAR EXISTS IT JUST DOESN'T HAVE A PLATE OVER IT YET
kanna: kjfjSHsh
kanna: don't tell her things like that ok
kofi: :((( man it's true
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Today a lawyer looked at my signature, chuckled, looked back up at me, and said, "You're the reason nice people like me have to provide proof of who signed what papers. You could be a doctor."
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SO WHAT IF I CAN'T WRITE IN CURSIVE TO SAVE MY LIFE