today i'm so awake i threw my car keys away

then i stood there for a few seconds trying to comprehend what i did

it's not like i was holding anything i needed to throw away either so i really have no excuse

i'm just glad no one saw me digging in the trash to get them out

it's no mystery how canceling my credit cards has become a second nature

it would be cool if i could stop losing things like my wallet, which contains things like my social security card that i forgot to take out of my wallet after getting my FL license roughly three weeks ago, my credit cards, my health care card, my proof of insurance card, and some other metlife card and all forms of identification ( Read more... )

My ineloquence is more staggering than usual, but a walk in 95-degree weather destroyed me and I'm going to bed as soon as I can. I would be there already, but I can't stop thinking ( Read more... )

jeez ( Read more... )

guys i just stared dumbly at my make-up for an entire minute before remembering what to do with it

MY MORNING IS OFF TO A FAST START WHAT ABOUT YOURS

i just want you to know that when i knew you when you were like 16 you were just as horrible as you are now

Just a Daydream: You will never know / My deepest darkest secret / Clavis-sized penis

living with ceylon is like being raped horribly every day

it would be nice if she WOULDN'T SPONTANEOUSLY TAKE HER CLOTHES OFF TOO

ok guys leaving for my first real day of work

LET'S HOPE I DON'T MESS THIS JOB UP UNLIKE MY LAST ONE

Guys, I have a question.

Do any of you staffers who played on damnninjamux and bleach_mu happen to have the room parent? I want to try to modify it and/or dissect it because I've tried to make a @parent of my own but none of my attempts were good-looking or functional. I'd like to start with a decent base and go from there since I learn best by tearing things apart ( Read more... )

today i tried to get a haircut but the woman wouldn't let me do much different to it and didn't put layers in as short as i wanted. she wouldn't colour it either, insisting my hair was too pretty and that i should get used to the cut first. i did have her take three inches or so off of the back and made it full at my waist instead of stringy and ( Read more... )