[THIS NEVER HAPPENED.]

[kol_shevik]

[Filtered from Belarus]

...A comrade of Russia's was wondering if anyone in Mayfield town is knowing how to get divorce.

Comments

[lotuslife]

[HORROR]

MEKKY WINS AGAIN, JAKE, YOU'VE REALLY GOT TO STEP UP YOUR GAME.

[kol_shevik]

[SHAME]

Is very important question for this comrade.

MEKKY WINS, TODDLER LOSES. SOMEBODY TEACH THIS JAKE TO DO SHIT.

[lotuslife]

I am so sorry...! [HORRIFIED.]

ROUND ONE, TAG THE FATTY.

[kol_shevik]

Will be fine once is divorced.

[mostpopulous]

[STOPS BREATHING]

[kol_shevik]

Sister please stay off of Russia's phone calls.

/blows only shot at redemption

[mostpopulous]

[chokes a little]

N-No, is me, comrade...

get your weak ass out of my kitchen

[kol_shevik]

...Comrade China does not know this comrade. Is a very mysterious comrade.

Does not talk much.

[pinkplumblossom]

I'm pretty sure they don't let you do that here...

[kol_shevik]

Is very urgent.

[pinkplumblossom]

What happened?

[kol_shevik]

Not important.

Divorce is important. And good solid door.

[when_in_me]

Why does your

comrade

want to know, Russia?

[kol_shevik]

He is a very curious comrade with many questions not relating to current events.

[when_in_me]

Is he now! What is his name.

[kol_shevik]

His name is Free Ticket To Siberia If You Are Not Answering Question!

[silno_pyanstvo]

[THIS IS FUNNY]

[kol_shevik]

Is not to be laughed at.

[silno_pyanstvo]

Union State of Russia and Belarus, да?

[kol_shevik]

Russia has already said will not trade exclusively with Sister but Sister is always asking for more Sister needs to go home.