So I decided I needed to post again. It's been too long since I wrote out a good rant. And, alas, it is time.

The topic today? Grad students.

If you are in college, have ever attended college, or just know what college is, you know that grad students suck. I'm not one for sweeping generalizations (hahaha, couldn't get that one out without laughing ( Read more... )

You know, I usually write entries in this thing when I feel strongly about a subject. Usually this means either hating the topic or loving it. This is not the case with Jerry Springer. I have a strong feeling of neutrality towards him and his show, and I have no idea why I cannot form a valid opinion about it ( Read more... )

Like most people, I am a huge fan of money. I love money. I think it's fantastic, and I sings its praises. However, despite all of my devotion to money, it never seems attracted back to me. If I slipped it a "Do you like me, circle one: yes / no" note in homeroom, it wouldn't even have the decency to circle no. Instead, it would burn that paper up ( Read more... )

Alas, I am not working at Toys R Us this summer. Instead, I am working at CLS, where I, in essence, scan boxes and throw them into other boxes. Shut up, I know it's nowhere near as fun as Toys R Us. Don't make me cry ( Read more... )

I'm officially free for the summer. This means no papers, no tests, no homework, nothing! Oh, shit, I'm taking summer courses. Well, whatever. Fuck UIUC ( Read more... )

Recently my roommate, RA, suitemate, and I, along with other assorted individuals have rediscovered the thrill that is UNO. Normally this is the point in my entry where I'd say "for those of you who don't know what UNO is..." but I'm not going to do that this time because if you don't know what UNO the card game is, you don't deserve to read this ( Read more... )

Damn school. Damn it to hell. I don't want to be back from spring break, and I don't want to do work. I don't want to write a paper on "The Treasure of the City of Ladies," and not just because it is a complete fag book, but also because it is totally homosexual ( Read more... )

I've decided that my least favorite day of the week is Tuesday. It just sucks. Really, it does. I'm sure you all already know this, as you have lived out many a Tuesday. Don't they just suck? If you're not convinced, let me show you ( Read more... )

I just tried to post an entry and livejournal lost it. I hate you, livejournal ( Read more... )

Also, I've been writing in this miserable journal for over a year now. Someone congratulate me, goddammit.