As I'm sure you're aware, I already wrote an entry about naps. While today's topic may appear to be basically the same thing, I assure you, I am not recycling entries. This is not about naps--it is about sleep, and a confession I must make ( Read more... )

So today I went and got my acrylic nails filled in at a local Korean nail salon. Ok, so all nail salons are Korean, but whatever. I'm no bigot. I just really wish that the nice Asian lady doing my nails would stop chattering to her friends in god knows what language. I just know she's talking about me. I know it. She's probably saying something ( Read more... )

Usually, I avoid writing about subjects that are very specific and that only a few people would know about. This is why there aren't entries about my specific friends, classmates, or other acquaintances. However, today I will make an exception ( Read more... )

Being female, it is naturally assumed that I am a fan of any movie that stars Julia Roberts, Hugh Grant, or "an ensemble female cast"--chick flicks. However, I feel that "romantic comedies" are the worst genre of movies ever created, excluding, of course, anime. If you are unsure of your opinion on "chick flicks," I will list the characteristics of ( Read more... )

I love tramps. I love playing with them, I love being on top of them, I love using no protection while on them. I love wet tramps, dry tramps, and the flexibility of all tramps. No, I'm not referring to your mother. I love trampolines ( Read more... )

So recently, my good friend Ann Marie announced that she was considering joining a sorority at the University next year. This girl was in Calculus, AP English, and was even considering Pre-med until recently. In fact, she even LIKES mathematics. So yes, I was under the impression that she was intelligent ( Read more... )

My week does/is going to suck.

I know this.

Knowing this does not make me feel better nor make my week any better.

I hate everything that makes my week suck.

I hate most of you.

Make that, very close to ALL of you.

"I'm not going to die,
I'm going home
Like a shooting star."--Sojourner Truth

Fuck that. I don't know about the rest of you, but I want to die in a way that's as badass as I am. I do not want to be surrounded by my loved ones. I do not want to tell my grandkids that I'll "be with them forever" in their hearts. I do not want to drift quietly and ( Read more... )

You can tell me how wonderful chocolate is. How great meat is. How much sliced bread revolutionized the world. But I don't care, because cheese is the best and most perfect food ever. I like to think that I'm openminded to other people's opinions, except when I'm hellbent on proving them wrong (COUGHphelpsCOUGH). But there is no arguing with me ( Read more... )

OK, something better piss me off real soon because I have writer's block and it sucks like your mom. Writer's block is the absolute worst. I walk around every day trying to find something I can write about. Sure, certain topics would rock hardcore, but I can't seem to think of anything funny/punny/witty to add. If you need an example, read the last ( Read more... )