i was drinking you goodbye.

[koonedkid]

what hurts more:
a) jumping on a bicycle that has no seat.
b) paper cuts on your eyeballs.
or
c) reading an email from a former love saying she's moving to IL and will never see her again, and the end of the email saying 'you were my sweetheart."

and the WERE is very much emphasized.

just curious. like george.

Comments

[nottoofar]

I'll have to take choice b.

People move. Who cares.
People play mind games. Fuck them.

Girls are sluts and guys are idiots.
And bicycle seats DO go missed sometimes.

[koonedkid]

i was going to go with b myself, but you win caleb, oh you win once again.

[maggiemay79]

Seriously!! I can't believe she went out of her way to do that to you. I would e-mail her back and just write "yeah, thats cool". Nothing else. Give her no satisfaction. thats what I would do. f-her, but thats just me lol :-P

[koonedkid]

no she didnt go out of her way. i went out of my way like a jagoff and wrote her an email that i will never speak upon, and got hers in response. oh well, theres that.

[filmfreak933]

duh, it's obviously b. btw, what former love is this that you are referring to, or are you pretending it's hypothetical?

[koonedkid]

maggie. gawd, yer so out of the loop.

p.s. i thought i saw james sing karaoke at the bar tonight, but it turned out to be some old fat chick with a mullet. heh, funny how that works.