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Yesterday I bought We love Katamari. Well, you know how the prince in the game has all these different weird looking cousins? Ted thought one of them looked like a tampon. But it's purple. I told him it should be red or white. Then he said that blood can turn purple if it's really old and deoxygenated. To which I said, your mom can turn purple if ( Read more... ) -
Derek Mam
Last week this guy came up to buy a coffee. He called me mam. No big deal. He apologized and said he just really needed the coffee. When I gave him the coffee, he thanked me and called me mam again. Now, I don't think I look or sound like a girl. But twice in 5 minutes? I laughed at him this time, though, so I guess he didn't feel the need to ( Read more... ) -
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I don't really have a reason to post. I just wanted to subject you all to my new LJ icon. And let me tell you, it is LONG overdue. Ah, Joanna Kerns... =) I found out that I can make really awesome scrambled eggs and pancakes. Too bad no one at the apartment eats breakfast. Assoles... It's good food. Now I'm hungry ( Read more... ) -
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I just couldn't not post these links. If you don't like farting humor at all, then it's not your thing. But if you don't like tele-evangelists, then maybe it is your thing. Oh my god, my sides still hurt and I feel sick from laughing so much. Man...
Farting Preacher #1
Farting Preacher #2
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Purple panties...
This message goes out specifically to evenatari, mlmhr3, sixpiecepie, and velvetoliveAmong examining my travel bag in the closet I noticed something I distinctly do NOT remember owning. It's possible I might have accidentally picked them up during our trip to Toledo, but it's also possbile they were left at the apartment and somehow ended up in the closet. So anyway... Are any of you ( Read more... ) -
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I've been stressing out about renewing my plates for about a week now. I was stressing, wondering if I could get my emissions test, car inspection, and find everything I need before I get pulled over. Well, on Tuesday I finally get it all done with and then I can't find my registration form. Whatever. I decided to just go up to the lisence bureau ( Read more... ) -
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I'm only posting 10 attractive celebs cos Johnny tagged me, but I'm not going to tag more friends. And I'm going to assume by "attractive" that means sexually or asthetically attractive. *nods* Also, I guess since I'm not doing what I should, I'll make up for it by posting pics along with the names. ^_^ I could post more girls, but I already have ( Read more... )
