WHY IS THIS BUILDING COVERED IN RASPBERRY JAM!?!?

.....

( Thank your lucky stars for LJ cut! )

HOORAY! NO MORE KOUSAGI KITTY!!!

[the sound of long, pitiful mewlings from far above the PDA, undercut occasionally by the tinkling of ice falling to the ground, which continue until the PDA times out]

((OOC: Kitty!Kousagi is stuck in a tree. Call the fire department!))

[some extremely unhappy mews are heard as the PDA comes on and off, as if the creature on the other end is crying]

((OOC: Kousagi has been turned into a kitten. And is VERY unhappy about it. Yup.))

( Screened//Surprisingly hard to hack )

WHERE'S JIIIIIING!?!

( Cue rambling )

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!!!!

( Bold is Jing, backup is Kousagi, w00t )

Jiiiiing, where are you?? I have a great song we can sing together but it only works if you're with me, uwaaaa!!

And I have FOOD I can bring over!! Would you like some pralines!?!

JIIIIIIIIIIIING Hey hey I got some food for you and for um that lady you're cheering up and I was wondering if you wanted to-

( And then she suddenly started to sing very loud )

IT HAS HAPPENED!!!! THE EVIL CATS HAVE FINALLY ARISEN TO SHOW US THEIR TRUE COLORS!!!! THE BURROWCRATS AND THEIR FELINE COLLABORATORS WILL DESTROY US ALL COME DAWN!!!!!!

I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!