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livejournal is like that friend, that you only remember when feeling down and lonely. it is always there, always ready to listen, and sometimes cheers you up. thanks, livejournal. i'll visit you even when my life is not a mess. i promise.

Woke up from the house shaking from the wind and being attacked by branches. Several customers for some reason decided to cancel their orders, all today, and demanding refunds, while I already bought the supplies. Just as the business began to pick up. Got in a fight with my partner, customers, suppliers. Sent a message to a roommate asking for ( Read more... )

1. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, 'Keep off the Grass.'

2. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then, it hit me.

3. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

4. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

5. The man who survived mustard ( Read more... )

Let' go on a cruise in the Carribean on March 22-29. Its about $750 total with airfare to Miami. Anyone interested? Come on, should be fun.

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Not being Jewish, I have never thought much or dealt with antisemitism. My entire experience with it could be summed up in watching the Schindler's List. After visiting Israel and being educated, brain-washed, or enlightened (whatever you want to call it) on the subject, I began sadly noticing how live and thriving anti-semitism is around the world ( Read more... )

dieting, drinking wine, eternal life - now in one pill (13min video)

Did you know that a British billion is 1,000,000,000,000 (million millions), unlike the American billion which is 1,000,000,000 (thousand million). I guess there are no billionaires in Britain.

happy holidays and shit...

A family friend wrote and recorded this song on his computer, but I find it quite captivating. What do you think?