i just heard that jon heder (the actor from napoleon dynamite) died while driving drunk. poor guy ( Read more... )

The Germans discovered it in 1904, and they called it "San Diego", which in German means "whale's vagina ( Read more... )

i hope my father burns in hell. no joke. i hope satan fucks him in the ass while hitler jizzes all over his face. he took away my car insurance. i KNOW my grades sucked ass. GET OVER IT. its amazing when ur parents care more bout ur grades than u do. my brother the perfect. me the fuck up. in my opinion, my dad is taking my insurance away to save ( Read more... )

as im sure u all kno, today's valentines day. my mom wont leave me alone cuz she thinks im depressed on this joyous day of love. i wasnt all that upset until she pointed that out. thank u for giving birth to me bitch.

Broken hymen of your highness I'm left black
Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back

yes indeed.

stupid pic:


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chopra status: drunk and a wee-bit high ( Read more... )

the line of heterosexuality has been blurred. chopra and i wandered around fremont for about a half hour looking for this indian salon place. we finally found it and got our eyebrows threaded. it hurts. but it looks good.

jd natasha tomorrow!

i was just looking thru the adjectives for the mood thingy. who would admit to being quixotic? i had to look that bad boy up. but reeeeally. come on.

ok. not too much has happened. bought new shoes. yay. i owe allan 50 bucks. boo. im starting to skate again. yay.

everything should be taken in moderation. too much of nething is bad. NETHING.


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yesterday was fun. when i got home i slept till bout 2 then i went out to celebrate bennys bday with luisa mikel and mattan. the 5 of us went to outback for lunch-dinner (linner...dunch?) then we dropped off mikel and benny with the intention of mattan luisa and i watching the real madrid game. but of course...we couldnt find the tape that the game ( Read more... )

i dont have nightmares ne more.

i studied for a total of oNe hour for finals. big time Over-achiEver.

last nite waS cool. aLex chOpra and i decided to go to santa cruz at Midnite. fun. slept In my car. very tired. lewiS black tonite. happy bday Mikel. the end.

its nOt the same. im not the same. i can change that.

since when is contemplative always a good thing? ok. its generalized. but still...u have no idea wut i could be contemplating. i'm bored. not really happy. definately not happy enough to smile. and yet i'm still contemplative. wut expression do i have on my face?

"I am an agnostic; I do not pretend to know what many ignorant men are sure of. "

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