Despite how much I love my friends, sometimes I am my greatest entertainment.

I love hanging out with me!

The sound of Seattle and the feel of cold sheets.

I am a big believer in actions speak louder than words. I think that's because I talk a lot. Or maybe it's because I'm a good liar ( Read more... )

I'm going to New York. This is a recent development. It will be in February of 2009. and I will be doing these things while I am there ( Read more... )

This made me think of you and laugh.


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It's hard to make sense when you're senseless.

We went out again. It was great. This could be something.

First of all, let's hope lightening does not strike twice. Second, you know you had a good night when you suck on a penny on your way home just to be safe. Have you ever been driving at such a time that you know everyone else is drunk and that, if you weren't so fucked up yourself, you'd try to fuck with them? It's a weird state of mind. The blind ( Read more... )

By the way, it is Christmastime.

And I feel lonelier than I've felt in four years.

Merry Christmas.

I do love mistakes though. They are the easiest way to learn how to do something right.

I fell asleep watching Saturday Night Live last night and woke up this morning from dreams of having an in depth conversation with Barack Obama while we smoked and made a cake, watching the New York Giants play a video game version of themselves, filming a moving documentary about the secret lives of weather anchors, and hearing a women argue about ( Read more... )

Thank you, Google, for answering all of my gross, embarrassing questions. I really appreciate it.