Let's not forget ourselves, good friend -
I am flawed if I'm not free
And your husband will never leave you,
he will never leave you for me.

Living at home when you're 19 is the SAME OLD SHIT as living at home when you're 9, except now you get to pay bills. When did knocking become pounding on someone's door three times very hard and then throwing it open like the house is on fire and you need to evacuate? I missed that fucking memo. I thought I would be okay with my mom not seeing me ( Read more... )

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Self-realizations always hit you harder when you're staring yourself in the face.

Brushing my teeth this morning, with me staring back at me, that's when clarity washed over me like a bucket of blood on prom night.

I'm a god damn hermit crab.

Alright Ladies and Gentleman. I am currently accepting roommate applications.

This is me:

I work 6:00am to 3:00pm, Monday through Friday.
I share my habitat with this precious little shithead:

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I think I do this to myself on purpose, but I would never admit it.

Fuck.

I QUIT! :)

Gaping hole in my mouth and vicodin in my blooooooddddddd!

I've never actually watched MTV's "The Hills" but, apparently, this girl is the bitch(?) and now she's an up and coming musical talent(???). I really have no idea, all I know is that this is supposed to be 'professional' and 'marketable'. Just one more thing today that makes me do one of these: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.

Enjoy.

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My heart could burst with all the hope I'm holding in it.