I've been out of the loop for so long that I didn't know Michael has a dog.
From
MR's twitter"
My Dog just jumped up on my bed, turned his ass right into my face while I was
reading In Style and farted. Payback's a bitch Irv.
If I'm not mistaken, his grandpa's name was Irv. Awww...
ETA: Whoa, wonky formatting.