I've done a lot of sitting over the last couple years - baby-sitting, house-sitting, dog-sitting, cat-sitting, bee-sitting - but I've never had the opportunity I'm going to get in a couple weeks. I will be chicken-sitting and turtledove-sitting. Or maybe turtle dove-sitting ( Read more... )

I wanna go spelunking!

Today I taught a little girl the difference between cryokinesis, pyrokinesis, and telekinesis. Later, a little boy called me ugly. I laughed at him. I also watched The Wiggles for the first time, as we had to stay late. The other nursery worker laughed for about 5 minutes straight at the horrified look on my face.

1/4!

I'm drinking some cherry orange pineapple fruit juice right now. When are they finally going to make the juice that has every fruit in the known world in it? That's what I'm waiting for.

So, I saw Superbad today, and it brought my list of movies that I've rated up to 800. If I keep going at my current rate, I should hit 1,000 sometime in November or December of 2008.

Here's my list of random movie awards/musings for the year. I'm pretty sure this is my first one of the year, at least.

Best Horror-Comedy Ever: There's Nothing ( Read more... )

I watched a movie called The Triplets of Belleville earlier today. The movie itself was fairly boring, although it had a very interesting animation style.

I found the music video contained in the special features to be far more interesting than the actual film:

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I haven't been having a lot of luck with books lately. I checked out a book on past Heisman trophy winners, their stories and what-not, thinking there might be some interesting football tales in there or whatever ( Read more... )

I have to admit, until I read my way through an anthology of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's work, I had no idea Sherlock Holmes was a druggie ( Read more... )

I feel like I'm in a comic strip or some bad sitcom - the kind of place where a guy will get made fun of for being a terrible cook, then cause a tremendous disaster or something while attempting to feed himself.

I just cut myself on a ramen noodle.