Dear (alleged) scumbag who (supposedly) robbed my grandmother's sewing room:
When you walk down the street pushing a lawn mower and carrying a flat-screen monitor under your arm at 2 a.m, you're going to get stopped by the first cop that spots you. Just to let you know for next time.
Ask any of the characters I roleplay/write a question and I'll reply in-character as them with an answer. Feel free to ask them ANYTHING, regardless of whether you know their canon or not. Feel free to also ask them as your own muse. They will respond accordingly.