It seems pretty fitting that my first post to this thing in over three years is just to say that I'm married now.

It was just us, and it was very nice.

See you in another three years, I guess (when I have a kid? that's a terrifying thought)

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In case you didn't know, I've been in Arkansas since Saturday. It has been fun despite being sick for the first half of my trip. It's nice seeing that people remember me, and it's WEIRD walking into the ZBT apartment and have people know me who haven't even met me. Things have been pretty relaxed, though. So I'm not complaining. Tomorrow (Today ( Read more... )

My first sexual experience was in a Starbucks. I was 18 and had gone in to get a latte toward closing time. I was the only one there. The barista was kind of cute, and my face flushed gently as our hands brushed as I handed her my Starbucks card. She made my iced frappacino, but as she handed it to me, she slipped on some errant foam on the floor, ( Read more... )

I just took the dog out.

I'm wearing my My Pet Human shirt and a pair of torn-at-the-bottom blue jeans. Before leaving, I grab a Cherry 7-Up from the fridge. As I head out, I pop the tab on my can of soda, and realize it's raining. I walk down the stairs, the dog plodding along right beside me. We get down to the bottom, and she runs off ( Read more... )

I need to emotionally detach myself from everyone, and everything.

I read my flist, and wonder about the people that occupy it ( Read more... )

Guys, I don't know if you're aware of the times we live in, but there are terrorists EVERYWHERE.

Thank God we have the Department of Homeland Security.

Thank God we have those Mountain Lions to protect us.

Fucking terrorists! You don't stand a chance against us!!!!1

"Artists" (As in the woe my life is my art, and my life is miserable) are stupid.

No fuckin' joke.

I've decided that if you think I have a problem with you, you need to talk to me directly. Don't ask someone else "Was that directed towards me?" If you have something you want to ask me, ask me. I'm pretty damn honest ( Read more... )