is anyone i know still here?

...

*throws a rock*

*watches it disappear*

*waits for the sound*

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MOTHAFUCKAS.

everyone should go to this website. NOW, BITCHES.

especially this one.

so life is pretty rad with its soy dream ice cream bars and its kat noes. we are hangin', drinkin' the pellegrino, smoking camels and american spirits. yall. dollah dollah bill.

PRETTY MUCH.

WHAT UP.

it's totally been a month. hi fellas.

are you kids still hailing satan?

i have just made a giant big bowl of gross wal-mart mac and cheese. i left my soba noodles at home.

it sucks having to go to work at four, but then you guys get spammed by me till then, and that just makes everybody's day, right?

"omg where the hell did she come from?! i friended her YEARS ago and she was dead for awhile and now she's taking up ( Read more... )

I AM TOO POOR TO BUY CIGARETTES.

so i am pretty much just sitting here eating trail mix.

carter couldn't get his contacts out for about an hour last night, and one of his eyes is swollen shut. it's kind of cute and also very pathetic. he keeps making half-angry grunty noises in his sleep.

i guess it is just motherfucking booze time achewood time.

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downtown still overtaken with athfest. we went to the grill, a 24-hour diner downtown, and there was a line - A LINE - out the door at 2:30 a.m. (luckily, me and carter know this girl that works there and we got to jump the queue.) but the sight of the grill? the greasiest, nastiest eatery, being full to overflowing, at drunk-thirty in the late ( Read more... )

happy happy birfday, siri_eerin! i know it's been forever, but there ya go. you get to request something (AAAnything, baby) if you see this in time. otherwise, your coupon will expire and you will be forced to deal with my automated answering service.

and now, a short play entitled, ( what every motherfucker in athens is doing this weekend. )