I fell into a hole and survived on my dead skin for sustenance?

I start off my day by eating my own weight in fried gold. I high-five after sex. I am the father of every kid in this town. I wear a live rattlesnake as a condom. I sweat Gatorade and I once breast-fed a flamingo back to health. I quote Zoolander like it's the bible and 98% of my internal dialogue ( Read more... )

Give me some of that stuff.
I had to look for this particular type of mushroom in China-town yesteday. This guy new this guy with this "good" stuff, right? Wrong. It ROCKED. I never expected it to cost so dirt cheap and be so potent. Kudos for market drug dealers and the crazy shroom trip I am still a feelin'.

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I toasted some mouldy bread, picked off the moudly parts, butterred it and ate it. Love makes us to terrible things. And this is an undersatement. *angst* ..........Advice on "let me think about it for awhile"
Am I pissing in the wind folks? Anyone??

I'm gonna smoke up a storm, eat chocolate and drag my friends along with me to creep out high school girls.
If we are over taken by zombies mid-night, I hear they give out.

C'mon, you know the rest. I have only a few things to report. Today I woke up ( Read more... )

Those two results when you end a really messed dream. Suddenly you're awake and like "wtf" or you jerk like you just landed on your bed from thousand of feet above. Today I had that, with mysterious marks all over me. And these incessant whispers of my name, not just my real name...but something my evil dead uncle used to say. That dude was bad ( Read more... )

Yea, so when things are sold cheap it may be a sign of cheap quality. Duh yes ( Read more... )

So I was "asked out". And there was no getting out of it. Shit shit.

( The Random Question Meme! )