This morning Louise and I were in bed together. I should just end this here and let your imaginations run free but if I did, I wouldn't be able to point out that Kim is the only lesbian in the band these days. Anyway we were eating cake and watching Happy Days until Tasha came in and tried to push me onto the floor in an attempt to have Louise all ( Read more... )

Touring isn't going as well as we had expected. The fans of the other bands don't like us and our fans don't like the other bands. For the most part anyway. The number of people who show up is insanely low and we keep canceling shows left and right. On the flip side, Japan was out of control. I don't think we have ever played for as many people as ( Read more... )

Watch Tomorrow if you are interested. I am wearing my favorite shoes in it. Kim is wearing nothing at all which should come as no surprise. And to add to the hotness factor, Eggy is in it. He's on Tasha's amp. I really wanted to be in the pillow fighting scene with Tasha so I could suffocate her and finally have Louise all to myself but the ( Read more... )

I think this is the longest I have gone without updating. I could blame it on Brad Fitz like I do with everything else or I could blame it on Canada and the fact that we were on tour. Touring was fun only because we didn't have to shower and we played new songs. I wrote one about an asshole who broke my heart. It is called Duncan but don't let the ( Read more... )

My boyfriend is going to Japan to eat sushi with strippers. I'm trying not to get emo over this but I will eventually. I have never been the kind of person who needs constant reassurance or a phone call every hour to let me know I'm missed so I'm sure I will be fine without him for however long he is gone. Even if I'm not, I will pretend like I am ( Read more... )

Since we are in NY today, I decided to go to the beach with Tyson and Avril. My bandmates didn't want to come along because it wasn't a nude beach and you all know what sluts they are. I think Tyson had two ulterior motives: a) he was hoping I would get so much sun that my hair would turn back to blonde because he hates it the way it is right now ( Read more... )

JD took me out on a date last night. I don't think we've ever been on one before so it was exciting. He didn't buy me flowers or anything romantic like that and I'm glad because if he had, I would have left him for Snoop Dogg. I still might yet since he refuses to get gold teeth. I am kidding. Tyson, did you see that I said I am kidding because ( Read more... )

Hi dudes. We are in LA. I think I spend more time in the air than I do on the ground. I know right now Tasha is ready to comment on how I spend too much time on the ground... on my knees. Shut up. Anyway my band has been trying to force me to eat sushi. They are obsessed with it and every time we get an hour off, they try to find places that serve ( Read more... )

Yesterday I bonded with Colette and Foxx over having boyfriends with homosexual tendencies. It was fun but now I am home. Well not really home but Vancouver which is close enough. After tonight, I have a week or so off I think. Thank you, Jesus. By the way, I'm going to make it a point to thank Jesus every time I update so I will be forgiven for ( Read more... )

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