We are in Seattle I think. I don't know. Spending too much time with my sister has lead to a loss of brain cells. Louise and I walked around all day talking to each other on our cell phones. I do realize this is completely pointless and weird especially since she forces me to pretend I am Scott Baio because she would much rather be talking to him ( Read more... )

There is a special news report on MTV about Jack Osbourne getting out of rehab. I only know this because everytime it is on, Tasha calls me sobbing. She drives me insane. Why haven't I taken up a drug habit again? Oh right, I can't be the band alcoholic and the band addict. That is too bad because my goal in life is to be added to must_be_stoners. I decided I ( Read more... )

It takes me forever to fall asleep lately. Whenever I do, I wake right back up an hour later. I will be cute and say it is because I am too far away from JD. I am so gross but I love him :-[ I am excited I get to spend an entire week with him but I am keeping him away from the TV on Sunday because I think we are going to be on Nickelodeon getting ( Read more... )

I am not sure where I am. I just follow JD around. I am glad he knows what direction south is aka he can find my vagina without using a map. We have been together for one month as of the 28th. Everyday I spend with him is better than the last. Maybe that is because we are always drunk. Just kidding. He doesn't mind when I randomly bust out with ( Read more... )

Look I am going to represent Canada in this entry ( Read more... )

I was going to say JD is great in bed but we've been having sex in his closet so I don't know. I think he is trying to distract me so I won't notice the lifesize cardboard cut-out of Justin Timberlake in there. Can I coin a new phrase and say he's great in the closet? Wait that sounds like I am saying he is gay and we all know he is definitely not ( Read more... )

I wish I could say Michael Jackson stole my moves and that when Tasha was a baby, I tried to drop her over a balcony. Unfortunately, this did not happen and on any other given day, I would be trying to make her miserable. Today will be an exception. Despite how gross it is when I walk in on you having sex with whatever random male you picked up on ( Read more... )

JD forgot to update about our golfing experience so I will now. I am Canadian. I just thought I would mention that before I forget again. Right so I do not know the first thing about any sport other than hockey. I pretended to suck so he would have to keep putting his arms around me. Like I needed an excuse when he is always groping me. Actually no ( Read more... )

I lied. We were in Boston, but I am trying to forget about it, considering I was wearing a mini skirt and all. Now we are in NY though. We played earlier in the day so I had plenty of time to drag JD around so we could stalk Ja Rule. Of course it was just an excuse for me to hold his hand and be really clingy, which is what I have been doing since ( Read more... )

Tasha used to like to squeeze the heads of Barbies. Instead of sending her to therapy, our parents bought her a guitar. The only Barbie that survived her torture is now the star of our video. If you watch closely, during the couch scene, you will see him on Louise's side. I know it is confusing for a Barbie to be a him and not a her but Eggy has ( Read more... )