We were supposed to play in Denver last week but not enough tickets were sold. You'd think by now, we'd have more than five fans but I guess not. Or maybe no one wanted to see us because they were afraid we'd cover a Hanson song. We went back home instead and I meant to catch up on my sleep except I was too busy making sure my sister does not let ( Read more... )

I am blaming anything I did this past month that I would rather forget on temporary insanity. I know that is not believable since my insanity is obviously permanent but whatever ( Read more... )

I will repeat this as many times as I have to. Justin was not and is not my boyfriend. It is Kim's fault actually. She started calling him my boyfriend which ruined my life. He wanted me to say he is bad in bed but we never slept together so I wouldn't know. That means I am not pregnant either. I wish we had cleared this up sooner so I could've ( Read more... )

I meant to update yesterday but I was too lazy. We were on Nickelodeon where they forced us to paint a birdhouse and brush our teeth with horseradish sauce. It was dumb. I don't know. I wore this creepy black lace dress and I am pretty sure I looked like part of the Addams family. My excuse is that I was and still am mourning the death of Louise's ( Read more... )

Today at the grocery store, I ran into this boy I had a crush on in high school. I am surprised this didn't happen sooner, seeing as he works there and it is my favorite place to go for the obvious reasons. No one tell Madonna this please. I am getting off track. Back then, I would turn red every time I passed him in the hallways which was all the ( Read more... )

Yesterday night I didn't get any sleep at all which is funny because I can sleep anytime, anywhere. And I bet right now Tasha is thinking I should add "and with anyone" to that sentence. Anyway I laid awake trying to devise a plan to get Tasha and Louise out of the house so Justin wouldn't have to listen to R Kelly all day which actually might not ( Read more... )

I can't believe Rivers Cuomo added me. My life is complete. I bet Tash would feel the same way if Zac Hanson added her. In fact, it wouldn't surprise me if she wrote another song about him. By the way, I have been meaning to ask you if you are still waiting 24/7 for him ( Read more... )

This is late, but happy birthday J Diddy. I wish I knew when my own birthday was. I guess you all can buy me presents all year long just so you don't miss it ( Read more... )

I have been out stalking Dustin Diamond (better known as Screech from Saved By The Bell) so I can get his autograph for Tyson. Happy birthday dude. Fat kids club represent ( Read more... )

I don't fit in. I never really have. That's not a complaint, just an observation. Back when I was in eighth grade or so, when everyone was obsessing over their future fantasy weddings with their favorite Backstreet Boy, I was listening to Queen in my basement and forcing my sister to start a band with me. Actually I didn't have to force Tash to do ( Read more... )