Papa John's rocks! They open at 10:00. Thank god. Food is on the way.

Ugh. Ewww. A chard of glass just came out of my bottle of shiraz.

You are a guitar.


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The best coffee in the entire world is Trader Joe's mocha java. I've never had a coffee experience this orgasmic. Uhhhhh.

Okay.  Try it now. 

I am a myspace addict these days. Add me, folks.

I'm fussy with eHarmony.com. Over winter break, I decided I was going to use their website to find me a woman. But I couldn't because they had no option for "woman seeking woman." Or "man seeking man," for that matter. I went to the FAQs and they had some bullshit posted about how their philosophy was based on years worth of scientific data ( Read more... )

...been so bored you actually filled out one of these? I got this from a total jackass' journal, but whatever. I should think it would be very fun if I added some commentary so you all can know my crazy on a new level, so in bold are my crazy anecdotes ( Read more... )

...there already is a death penalty on the streets of our cities and towns. The threat of the government catching you and killing you will never carry the deterrent power in our cities' war zones that some people ascribe to it. Any child living under siege knows that the boy down the block will kill him or her instantly--no trial, no defense ( Read more... )

The day has finally come! I've been accepted into an institute that will give me the last six cerdit hours I need to finish up my masters. So...in mid-July I will be an offical MA.

About damn time.