Fuck, forgot to get Zilbêth a house warming gift

[lady_silmarien]

Shortly after being released from Mandos, Zilbêth and I attempted to sink Númenor as planned. Of course it wasn't as easy as we thought, I mean Eru fucking forbid things go accordingly and then these stupid waste of flesh bags called the 'male species' started laughing at us. They're so lucky I was lazy or else I might have tried to castrate them

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[faramirofgondor]

*has local Welcome Wagon deliver complimentary fruit basket to your door*

Wow, you're quite gorgeous!

[ghostofisildur]

Hello!

I think it's time we met since we both adore Inzi.

*presents gift of champagne, chocolate-covered strawberries and...um, a shiny car!*

You are most welcome to come over any time and to use the grounds and facilities of the Steward's uarters, as well as My Awesome Ice Palace for as long as it's standing.

I know the whorehouse you speak of. The ladies are very talented and... well, it's a wild time over there. You'll see;)

As are you :)

[lady_silmarien]

Hi :)

Take care of Inzi for me :) Oh yuck, I sound like an overly concerned mother or something. Blah. Anyway, I'm sure you'll make her really really happy :D

Ooh, thank you very much, you're such a darling!

Ahaha, well with that said I don't need anymore convincing. :)

[queeninzilbeth]

Ahahaha your very own drag queen!! Just like the Númenórean princess that used to hit on Námo! Excellent.

:)

[lady_silmarien]

Ahahaha XD Ah, memories. I wonder what happened to her.

Re: :)

[queeninzilbeth]

I heard she filed to be reincarnated as a dildo.

Re: :)

[lady_silmarien]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *dies*