Sili came and picked me up at the bus station where the hobbitcult's taxi dropped me off, and she was so glad to see me that she insisted we play with explosives for a few days before I went home. I said ok, because I really missed Sili, too ( Read more... )

I'm finally home!!I was taking a walk through the gardens a few months ago, and stopped for a second to sniff what looked like a really pretty flower. But when I bent over, I saw that it wasn't a flower but a really short hobbit in a flower suit! Don't laugh, hobbits are masters of disguise. You'd be amazed how well they blend into the foliage ( Read more... )

I've been sick for a long time. :( I think maybe it was a head infection ( Read more... )

Gimilzor's been kind of weird lately. He acts like he misses me. Ppssssht he's messing with my head again. He did that a lot when we were married. Oh, well, whatever... in more exciting news...

YAY!!

And furthermore: YAY!!I packed up all my stuff in the back of the shiny new dumptruck (I covered it with a candy-striped tarp) and drove over ( Read more... )

Silmariën and I have been working on our project to destroy Númenor, but nothing yet has worked. I think Sili is ready to give up, after we spent four or so hours trying to sink the island by pushing all of the sand off the beach into the water. Before that, we spent an afternoon chiselling away the sea cliffs, but I broke a nail so we stopped. ( Read more... )

"You never legally divorced, you have to share a suite until you follow through with the proper paperwork" blah blah blah blah blah. How am I supposed to get my eternal rest surrounded by so much red tape?! I've been trying to move out of my husband's suite since I got here. We didn't like each other all that much in life, and we fucking hate ( Read more... )

There's a dwarf chewing on my shoe.