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queeninzilbeth

I always wanted to be a puppy rancher.

Oct 07, 2002 16:16

Silmariën and I have been working on our project to destroy Númenor, but nothing yet has worked. I think Sili is ready to give up, after we spent four or so hours trying to sink the island by pushing all of the sand off the beach into the water. Before that, we spent an afternoon chiselling away the sea cliffs, but I broke a nail so we stopped. ( Read more... )

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ghostofisildur October 7 2002, 13:33:58 UTC

So I told him that I don't like men

*drinks Epiphany wine*

Hmmmmm...

Hey, that bottle has a neat label. queeninzilbeth October 7 2002, 16:57:52 UTC

*looks on with interest* Anything?

*hic* ghostofisildur October 7 2002, 17:05:11 UTC

Youw woudlnt happen to eb an ellf would you,?

hmm,.mmmmm....,

queeninzilbeth October 7 2002, 17:08:56 UTC

*cocks head thoughtfully* No, just a dead Númenórean. Are you looking for elves? I think I saw one walk by a few minutes ago, but that might have been some guy working at the Bloomingdale's down the street.

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lady_silmarien October 7 2002, 13:42:57 UTC

Now, that I think about it we should've left the island alone and tried pushing those Númenórean fuckers in the water instead. Do you know that some stupid bastards were laughing at us?!

queeninzilbeth October 7 2002, 17:02:40 UTC

Blaspheming sons of bitches! >:| See, I told you that the whole country went to hell after Melkor released the Macarena!

Re: lady_silmarien October 7 2002, 20:00:22 UTC

Oh, I believed you. And if I actually gave enough of a fuck to find those bastards I might've made them our slaves. Or a live litter box for the kitten I found.

ar_gimilzor October 7 2002, 19:08:05 UTC

Real estate guy didn't happen to mention that the people in charge of Minas Tirith are descended from Númenoreans, did he?

Or that I was there.

Did he??

Oh, I'm leaving soon anyway. Too many fucking elves here.

faramirofgondor October 8 2002, 08:05:40 UTC

Very, very, VERY good point you make there. Yes. Real estate agents often 'forget' to mention these little details.

queeninzilbeth October 8 2002, 16:26:15 UTC

He did, but he said that they've moved on to harder drugs than caffeine and are more likely to be sex addicts than coffee-slurping maniacs.

You're there?! You're leaving, right?! Right?!!

Re: ar_gimilzor October 8 2002, 17:45:30 UTC

Yeah, sex addicts is a good word for it. The frippin' king has six kids, apparently.

And yes, I'm leaving! Right away, no worries!!