And this is just what I looked like when I did it...

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And my knee allowed me to walk 2 miles on it pain free!
Such a great day. :-)

The only Mary Prankster show in Virginia all YEAR

November
FR 25 Vienna, VA - Jammin' Java "Pranksgiving 2005" ALL AGES! ONLY AREA
APPEARANCE OF 2005!!! Tix on sale NOW!!!

I'm absolutely going, can't think of a single reason not to. I think you should go, too.

I just got this email from someone I work with.

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes ( Read more... )

OMG is this ever terrible. Many of you have already been subjected to this by Nalroth. This is for everyone else.
Kind of catchy, really.

This guy has it ALL figured out."

EDIT: I forgot to give credit to the originator of this link fractalnoise. Thanks Adam!
This should clarify that I was not, in fact, surfing the Craigslist personals for singles in the Chicago area. ;-)

I have a friend who used to work as a stewardess for United who nearly fell on the floor laughing when I told her that I was going to Dayton, OH for the weekend. She told me that Dayton had been unofficially voted by a group of her stewardess friends to be the single worst layover in the whole US. This, perhaps, is the truth. But, I had a nice ( Read more... )

BWAAAHAHAHAHA!
Taken from threnodyeris

I never feel more like a grown-up than when my son pukes spinach mushroom pizza all over the carpeting in his room and I realize that, no matter how bad my gag reflex, there is no one in the world other than me who is going to clean THAT up.

Hey all you helpful people out there. We have a huge agenda for this summer and our brand new equity loan, and need to get some work done. Does any one living in the Northen Virginia area have experience with retailers in the areas of window installation, carpet installation and plumbers who won't rip you off while installing new hot water ( Read more... )