Hey, so does Eva Longoria's "star turn" in OVER HER DEAD BODY mean that Kirstie Alley will be replacing her on Desperate Housewives????

PS- What did Shelley Long choke on in the original movie? I remember it as a CHICKEN BALL, but that doesn't seem, well, plausible. But then again...oh fuck it, I'm going to watch Troop Beverly Hills (what a

Or does anyone else see the poster or trailer for the new Will Smith movie and think

I

AM

LEGEND

(of Bagger Vance)

So I grew up with a mother TERRIFIED of live Christmas trees catching on fire. E grew up with a mother who liked a perfect house ( Read more... )

I am officially obsessed with Greek. I made E watch it Monday night (and I do mean MADE- he finds the 14 year old in me endearing, except when Gilmore Girls is on). We all know I love the shit out of all books set in schools, preferably prep schools, but college works well too. I feel the same way about tv and movies (oh, Cruel Intentions, you ( Read more... )

They are making one ( Read more... )

This morning I stop in the gas station to get cigs and a twelve pack of Diet Coke. The attendant tells me that he has to get it from the back. While he's rooting around, another man comes in, murmuring as he passes me, "Don't Panic" then heads straight for the attendant and hollers "PUT UP YOUR HANDS THIS IS A ROBBERY ( Read more... )

WHOOHOO ( Read more... )

I'm going to quit.

I fucking hate this job.

I just finished Special Topics in Calamity Physics. I read it (aside from the first 23 pages) in two days.

Holy fuck it is GOOD.

When E and I went to see Borat, we looked over, and there was Heather Graham. Huh ( Read more... )