we recently got a basset hound named elvis. since we've had elvis, he has been diagnosed with the following ( Read more... )

i have a stat test tomorrow. instead of studying, i'm reading profiles. here's an outline of an east brunswick profile (including away message ( Read more... )

upon reading the xangas of jackie and the melissas, i happened to notice that they ALL wrote about how i got stuck in the subway station in new york. it's not my fault that instead of turnstiles there were spikey doors of death that intimidated me, causing a momentary panic attack during which i was unable to proceed through as effortlessly as the ( Read more... )

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my car got smushed up 4 miles away from disney, and im being told that it may not even be worth fixing. i have all kinds of crying related snot in my head, and i want to go home. i'm so frustrated, and i can't even eat frosting because i gave it up for lent. guy and milzy are coming down in 2 days which is awesome, and i know they'll make me have a ( Read more... )

some of my better days can be attributed to the wearing of overalls and to the consuming of 22 grams of fat brilliantly disguised as an otis spunkmeyer wild blueberry muffin.

my mom: daddy has been referring to you as "lafeet" a lot lately. the other day he was like "can i call lafeet?" and i had no idea who he was talking about ( Read more... )

so about the freak accident in disney...my mom called me and said that a disney performer got RUN OVER BY A FLOAT in the afternoon parade and died. it happened before the parade actually got out where the crowds could see, but honestly those floats move so slowly how on earth do you not see one coming after you? i'm so disillusioned, but i guess i' ( Read more... )

my dad called me today to tell me that if anyone tries to attack me, i should key them in the eyeballs.

does anyone remember that commercial that was always on nickelodeon (of course this was when nickelodeon was in its prime and showing qaulity programming such as salute your shorts, ledgends of the hidden temple, and clarissa)...and it was advertising for these connecty blocks that bent and twisted. then i guess the deluxe set of primary colors got ( Read more... )