LAMA COOKS !!!!!!!!!!

[lama_fats]

Ok, so for jesses birthday im baking. I DONT bake. i suck at baking. i can cook meat veggies and just about anything that doesnt take an oven. i hate baking

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[dirt_foot]

I request a mango cheesecake!
Oh god... My two favorite sweets COMBINED

[lama_fats]

will need:
.2 packages of cream cheese (not the lite or fat free crap, this ISNT gonna be good for you)
.sugar (go ahead and buy a bag, that way you wont have to next time)
.vanilla extract(or almond extract if you wanna get all experimental)
.milk (1 pint)
.a graham cracker pie crust
.eggs
.2 nice mangos

provide theese things and i will make a foodgasm for you :}

[sarashadow]

waaaaaaaaaaant *droool*

[catastr0ph3]

whee. eggs benedict?

[lama_fats]

easy :} how would you like to snazz it up? im thinking sourdough english muffins, round sliced canadian ham, eggs, and a white cheddar hollandaise sauce?

[catastr0ph3]

yay!
the not easy part is me finding time to be there.
i've not ever had white cheddar hollandaise...

[lama_fats]

you pick a time thats good for you and well work it out :}, im thinking a white cheddar hollandaise because i have an idea for making an easy one cheap. (pardon me for experimenting on you, but im a curious person and the experiments usually turn out really well)

[trixiepixie7]

I am allergic to Bananas~
poop.

[lama_fats]

so ill have to make one with a strawberry-cream filling :} see the above post, one phone call and a quick trip to the store gets you foodgasm :}

[nopeace182]

That was one baddass cake bro!!! I would go so far as to say, that was one of the better cakes I've had. BUT DAMN, the sugar really gets ya...woot. SUGAR!!!!