I wish I were a Trust Fund baby.

When I was twelve years old and in the fifth grade, my favorite album was "Paradise Theater" by "Styx." Eeeewww! Funny as a goddamn bowlegged midget with a rubber crutch.

When I'm drunk, I usually swing my cats through the air until they are really angry. I also make them dance to music until they bite me with rage. I thoroughly enjoy all of this.

I overdrew my girlfriend's bank account so I could get a paid LJ account.

I really wish "b_h" would accept me because I actually have a story I want to tell.

I keep ditching my problem solving class because my classmates are all asshats and all they ever talk about is gaming. My teacher is an idiot ( Read more... )

I think most of the clothes in hot_fashion are absolutely hideous.

I want a cigarette!

I quit seven months ago, i've been mega stressed lately, and i'm trying damn hard to not give in, but christ if I don't want one desperately right now.

It seems like I'm having regrets over my option in college education. Not that I feel guilty about being more educated, it's the major I chose. I was undecided that time and couldn't be trained in military due to physical disability. It was a quick decision, regardless.

When I was younger, I thoroughly enjoyed being a total cock tease.
I think underneath the frustration, those who fell prey enjoyed it, too.