i'm not into sports, not remotely, and least of all football.

( tl;dr )

when people post photos i like to check the properties to see what they named the photo. there are many lulz in that.

if you don't know what i mean...

-right click any photo
-left click "properties"
-see what the url is called

I write an opinion column for the newspaper at Potland State, and I just published one for Mental Illness Awareness Week called "Coming out of the Medicine Cabinet." Here's the published version and here's the original version I posted on my livejournal. If you like it, feel free to spread it around.

Normally my fear of spiders is within reason. If I see one, I'll find the nearest shoe/papertowel, etc and kill the offending arachnid and call it a day...except in the shower. Maybe it's being naked, wet and in a confined space, but spiders in the shower freak me the fuck out. Which leads to the next story ( Read more... )

When I'm asbsolutely desparate to be cheered up, I look up the flash video for Peanut Butter Jelly Time. And when it's really bad, I'll look up the knock off from "Family Guy".

I'v been playing it a lot this morning *sigh*

The first song I had sex to was Michael Bolton's "Dock of the Bay"

MTV was on in the background, 12.24.87. The sex had a happy ending, but I have that memory :(

2nd time, MTV on again, George Michael's "Father Figure". More :(

*gasp* i have gone two days without masturbating and i need the will power to NOT do it. i am doing this in hopes of saving all this sexual frustration for when this guy returns from japan. i see him friday, he'll be at a party i'm hosting saturday. it's like, i'm saving myself, but i'm not.

i'm so lame.

Ever since i got married, the pressure to have a kid has been on. What the hell? It's as if all the mothers want you to endure the pain they have had as soon as possible ( Read more... )

In the last two days, I have spent at least $500 in Vitoria's Secret.

I have a Neopet, and I play with it nearly every evening for an hour or so after work/school. I think I'm addicted.