lance_niekro

Cincinnati blows

lance_niekro Aug 18, 2005 07:47

I hate this mother fucking stupid city. First off, the weather is hot and muggy. It feels like I am living in an armpit. Secondly, the food is absolutely retarded! Chili here consists of noodles with a ton of cheese and MAYBE some actual "chili" if you are lucky. And finally, playing baseball here bites. There is some kind of twilight zone in ( Read more... )

Catching up

lance_niekro Aug 09, 2005 17:33

There has been so much wierd stuff going on I just don't know what to say. I was really upset when Linden was up in the majors. He was a major arrogant SOB and he went and made friends with Stacie Snow to tag team me on LJ. I didn't think that was cool at all and stopped caring about coming on here. I heard Krueger was talking smack on the ( Read more... )

My new campaign

lance_niekro Jun 24, 2005 07:50

I have decided to stop trying to get into the starting lineup by reminding everyone how much of an AMAZING slugger I am. Everyone knows about the HR conspiracy theory by now so why beat a dead horse.

I have a new slogan instead

If I start at 1B I won't fuck up any triple plays by forgetting to touch the bag

Did I ever tell you about my conspiracy theory?

lance_niekro Jun 22, 2005 11:12

Every single time I hit a HR I don't play for the next 2 or 3 days. I don't get it. Am I NOT supposed to hit the amazing long ball? I am telling you if old man Alou wasn't playing favorites I would LEAD this team in HRs

Friggin Todd Linden gets to play every goddamn day. This is bullshit

I am starting to sound bitter like Grip this sucks

let me bat damnit

I'm baaaack!

lance_niekro Jun 19, 2005 15:33

My toe feels good. Better than ever in fact. I was in the training room and Stan was talking to me. I don't really know what he was saying. Something about building it bigger and better and faster than before. Then he looked at me like I should be laughing so I gave him a fake smile and he went on his way. I don't like Stan if I am talking to ( Read more... )

OWWWWWWW

lance_niekro Jun 15, 2005 12:43

My fucking toe HURTS!! Can you believe this bad luck? I finally get my wish to start and I mash up my toe during BP before the game. I can't believe this. Santana is LUCKY because I would have owned him. I guess I have to accept the facts. Stacie Snow has placed a wicked voodoo curse on me ( Read more... )

Wickman blows

lance_niekro Jun 13, 2005 15:33

Bob Wickman I hate you. Because of you I have this goddamn tutu on and had to ride on the cable car with Tuck and Grip laughing like hyenas. All you had to do was get his geriatric ass out. You probably agreed to serve up a tater before the game even started didn't you ( Read more... )

OMG WE WON!?!

lance_niekro Jun 09, 2005 16:05

Hoooooly shiiiiiiiiiit we actually won a game. It took us 9 runs on offense and 199 pitches but we did it. This is the first game I started since...well shit...since our LAST win. Hmm...I wonder what the missing link could be ( Read more... )

That roadtrip SUCKED

lance_niekro Jun 07, 2005 10:12

I don't know what is wrong with old man Alou. I hit .500 on this last road trip and I still don't have an everyday job. I even worked 2 walks at the plate! What do I have to do to start ( Read more... )

Pissed off

lance_niekro May 31, 2005 10:03

We just get swept by the Padres. The pAAAdres for crying out loud. The last time I saw skip he was stumbling around his office looking for a chair. I asked him if I would be starting anytime soon and he said something like "You wheel get your sweens be patton." Be Patton? Whatever old man just put me in the goddamn lineup ( Read more... )