a forward from my stepfather:

[lastfiveyears]

BILL GATES' RULES

Comments

[mister_bbc]

hahahahahahah hahahah
ahahhaahha

"car phone"

[sordid_sentinel]

I'm glad someone finally said something, Julia. I'm so sick of you thinking that life is fair, that the world cares about your self-esteem, that you're going to graduate high school and make $60,000 a year being a vice president with a car phone without earning it, that you can save the rain forest, that television is real life, and how you're always so mean to nerds. It's time you grew up and learned a bit about the real world. Now go thank a teacher who's shot someone.

[lastfiveyears]

i just showed my mom this comment and she laughed for an impressive amount of time.

i think that now she will definitely let me socialize with you in spite of our constant drug-doing and other law-breaking activities because she thinks you're funny.

[ragnaroken]

this means you have to thank Mrs. Colburn.

[lastfiveyears]

peter, peter. it's so sad.

Actually upon re-reading this, I find it very offensive.

[mister_bbc]

this sounds like something my ex-army conservative uncle would say.

Re: Actually upon re-reading this, I find it very offensive.

[mister_bbc]

the most important thing about that comment is not its content, it's the fact that i posted it on my PHONE! Whoo!

Re: Actually upon re-reading this, I find it very offensive.

[lastfiveyears]

isaac, stop it!

Re: Actually upon re-reading this, I find it very offensive.

[mister_bbc]

i can't help it, i'm a techno-freak.

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[ragnaroken]

Amen.