hahhaha!

[lastfiveyears]

so my dad is trying to rent out a space in his triplex. he posted on craigslist.com in an attempt to find a renter. here is the most egregious of the responses

Comments

[mister_bbc]

Aren't those all of the cuisines?

[lastfiveyears]

all the cuisines that matter to Janny, at least.

[0ddkidseatpaste]

I don't think anyone that ridiculous can be "a quiet and easy person to live with." ha ha

[lastfiveyears]

most definitely the introduction to an internet scam, i'm thinking.

[sordid_sentinel]

my head just suxploded. too much to laugh at.

i think this is my favorite, though:
"My favorite cuisines: Barbecue, Chinese/Dim Sum, Deli, Eastern-European, Fast Food/Pizza, French, Greek, Indian, Italian, Japanese/Sushi, Mexican, Seafood, Soul Food, Thai, Vietnamese

My favorite cuisine: no preferences"

also, it must be hard living on $50 a year. i mean, in Nigeria, i'm sure she's pulling down druglord money, but in the metropolitan that is Little Rock, Arkansas, the stepping-stone for any new business... i just don't know. i imagine it's also hard being named "Janny." and only having pieces of furniture. and i feel really guilty for laughing at this poor girl now. it's not her fault she's an idiot.

also, how old is your father?

[sordid_sentinel]

*metropolis.

[lastfiveyears]

don't feel guilty, that's what i posted it for.

he's 61, i think. what does that have to do with anything?

[sordid_sentinel]

"Age group of a partner: 28-50"

[ragnaroken]

....uh, what? I feel....nauseous.

[anonymous]

hahahahahahahah under music it says "pop/top 40"

two weeks!