[The Admiral sounds...surprisingly normal now. None of the edges are there anymore, he seems less frayed, more -- conformed to how he once was.]

The following Wardens and Inmates have been paired together.

21 // twoton21 - Amanda Young // creatingalegacy
Angua von Uberwald // uberwaldian - Jack Carter // cartergetsyou
Chief Brachi Stildyne // der_umgekehrte - Braxiatel // archmanipulator
Chromie // strangehstorian - Rodolphus ( Read more... )

[That voice again. Still tired, but some threads of the old casual detachment are starting to seep back in.]

The following...Warden and Inmate have been sorted.

Frances Owens // get_thebook - Vriska Serket - itsaserket

Inmate files shall be delivered to Wardens very soon. Study, introduce yourself at your nearest convenience.

While we're on that subject:

[As of now, every ( Read more... )

[And then the voice. Familiar, but just beyond recognition, but no hint of mockery there any longer. No cruelty, just...tired. The Admiral sounds very tired.]

My apologies for recent inconveniences. All intruders have been expelled from the ship. Repairs are being made to the hull and environmental controls. The Infirmary and all other detached ( Read more... )

Oh, I think we've had enough of that.

[As of now, Group 1 people can start appearing in the Death Trap. Group 4 people will have received messages and pendants, offering them freedom and telling them what their items will do. Congratulations. You are now Wardens :D And you'll stay that one so long as you make sure things stay as they are. Groups ( Read more... )

[And a rumble suddenly issues throughout the ship, not like those that are like the ones that come with floods. It's like the ship, itself, just physically shuddered, as though it had a spine upon which shivers could climb. From all corners, across all transmissions, the Admiral's voice can be heard -- laughing. To some, the laugh is familiar -- a ( Read more... )

[A voice, omnipresent, seeming to come from all directions, that none of the locals seem to be able to hear]

It's time. Find a door and come on home.

(ooc: SURPRISE. When you return to the Barge you will find that it is back to its pristine rust, ash, and ghost-free incarnation. No CES leaks. No problems with the lights. No spooky noises. Is it ( Read more... )

[In the late evening, the ship stutters to a stop and the Admiral's voice is heard by every person in every room of the barge.]

Fiiiiiiine, all right already. I have heard your complaints, many and varied each and every one of them, and that's quite enough from all of you. Now...everyone off while I clean up your mess. We've arrived at port, so ( Read more... )

The following Wardens and Inmates have been blah blah blah. Check it out.

Agent K // mib_agent_k - CLU // systmadmin
Iago // inhumandog - Jonathan Crane // doctor_j_crane
Jason Bourne // brokenweapon - Rachel Berenson // yeerkwarveteran
John Connor // metallonkardia - Bellatrix Lestrange // bestlieutenant
John Locke // justareverie - Jesse Pinkman // yeahscience
Doctor Leonard McCoy // doesnttrusttech - Sloth // momunculus
The Marquis de Sade // impure_tale - Lucius Malfoy // truemaskSister Peaceful Warren ( Read more... )

Are we feeling helpful yet, Inmates? Don't you just feel that you're part of the process now? ...Not that you never were.

And it looks like we've got room for more assistance still. The following Wardens and Inmates have been sorted:

Bertie Wooster // helpmejeeves - Ana Lewis/Baroness // seeyaduke
Claire Bennet // some_kinda_hero - Mr Pink // likeprofesional
Martha Jones // thegooddrjones - Alice Morgan // likedarkmatter ( Read more... )

[The barge shakes violently for a few moments, accompanied by a terrible groaning sound from the bowels of the ship. When it stops, the Admiral comes on.]

Attention passengers, we seem to have taken on water. Please be aware of any changes. [This is when he'd normally cut off, but he continues.] Also, I have decided to make one small change in ( Read more... )