After waking up from hours of amazing tantric dream-sex with a sultry, mysterious brunette, I can only hope that she actually exists somewhere out there and had the same dream about me last night.

As much as being a single dish again is sorta okay, I do obviously miss certain aspects of having a close female companion, and apparently my subconscious is trying to drill that concept into the other parts of my brain ( Read more... )

So, I figure I should enlighten some of you who I haven't been in personal contact with recently as to my current situation. I'm not cutting this since I think it's important that you should all know how I'm doing ( Read more... )

I was reminded of an amusing incident that happened to me quite a few years ago now. Back when I was a younger teenager, I had been a Boy Scout. The "Scout" half of this membership means my Troop went on lots of camping trips and had plenty of opportunities to interact with nature in a colorful variety of ways. (We once tried to make a toad and ( Read more... )

The by-the-book, Miss America response to the above question tends to be "Heaven." Some people, eyes glittering with child-like innocence, might say "Disneyland." Or, if you're a member of Da Vinci's Notebook, you might consider the two synonymous.

Regardless, much like the somewhat hush-hush deaths that have occurred on Disneyland grounds, ( Read more... )

Recently, some of my friends have called me out on my recent behavior; that I'm acting dull and sluggish, irritable, and not always wanting to hang out or participate in things with them. This is not necessarily the case. I wanted to put things in perspective so people understand where I'm coming from when I say "Nah, I think I'll just stay in ( Read more... )

Here's a quiz, since I honestly don't remember the last time I actually participated in one of these ( Read more... )

I just completed a paper for my Sociology of Sport class, which details my experience with sports in general. I essentially wrote it like a Livejournal entry, so I'm cross-posting it here. It's been cut for length, but I hope you find it entertaining.

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I wasn't tagged (I don't think), but I wanted to do this anyway ( Read more... )

I've been in a pissy mood all day today and I'm really not sure why ( Read more... )