Went to my first ever Renaissance Faire yesterday. A bit of a disappointment
-no turkey legs
-no picture eating turkey leg
-scavenger hunt that turned into public shaming (Lisa seeing how far she can get a banana down her throat, I had to bounce my "bountiful bosom" in front of strangers and didn't win)
-too sober

Plans for next fair
-dress up as punks ( Read more... )

Apparently its National Demanding Retard Day. Do you not know how the world works? Are you mad about it? Do you need it fixed right the fuck now? Then this is your day, you fucking retard.

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I'm glad they are still making Mr.Show episodes, in my dreams.

I had 2 lunches today:
Lunch A: salmon and pork pot stickers
Lunch B: pizza with corn, red pepper and pesto
Which lunch do you think I enjoyed better?

The 'H' on my Honda was stolen.
god god dammit dammit

per Wikipedia:
Birth name: George Harrison
Also known as
L'Angelo Misterioso
Hari Georgeson
Nelson/Spike Wilbury
George Harrysong
Carl Harrison
George O'Hara

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There are few things in this world that make me angrier than the last round of Family Feud.
Q: Name a US city that gets many international tourists
A1: Miami
A2: New Orleans